Movie Review: ?Dark Shadows? | Gay Richmond News ...

This is Tim Burton's worst film ever.

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?Dark Shadows.? Photo Credit: Dan Curtis Productions.

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This may be the best example of a trailer that crammed the movie?s ONLY decent 2 minutes into a promising preview. The other 111 minutes are deadly dull. In this vague nod to the TV series, Johnny Depp stars as Barnabas Collins, who returns to his home in the 70s after being buried for 200 years. The potential for fish-out-of-water humor is wrung out in a handful of gags (all in the trailer) and the rest of the proceedings are incredibly tedious and listless. The only thing worth watching is the art direction. Otherwise, this is undoubtedly Tim Burton?s worst film ever.

GAY ANGLE: Even in the open-minded 70s, there?s not one gay person in evidence.

Jerry Williams reviewed movies for WTVR-TV for 14 years and for Style Weekly for 10 years. When he launched his own website in 1998 at TVJerry.com, he took his reviews to the Internet. Through those hundreds of reviews, Jerry kept his sexual orientation muted. So, he's excited to be adding "gay angles" to his postings for GayRVA.com.

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